Foodie Traveler Gifts

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"It was either the knish in Coney Island, the cannoli in Little Italy, or that divinity fudge in Westchester."

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do count against your diet.

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

Try to guess the continent dining...

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Before/After

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'Is this still America?'

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

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