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'I need some strong sleeping pills -- the thin person inside me screaming to get out keeps waking me up.'

"You were overheard saying you'd kill for a good tomato."

Rescued, at last, from quinoa

"Oh wait, we need to be on the 1-9 North bound escalator to get to the food court."

"Could you just tell the specials are low cal? I'm on this new placebo diet."

"This place is fantastic. I understand it got four stars in some blog somewhere."

'Uh... did you say you are on a lead diet?' 'Dude... it's all natural!'

Wonder vend - Eat me, devour me, chew me...

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

Dietitian: Weighting Room.

Come dine with me!

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Tzatzikicicle

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"They know me here."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"