Foodie With A Cause T-Shirts

'What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty, and don't destroy the rainforest.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

'Free Chen Cuangcheng fortune cookies are here!'

"Measuring his height isn't enough anymore. We've got to measure his width."

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."

GM Scarecrow

The tuck stops here - childhood obesity.

"I'm a genetically engineered chicken substitute."

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

"Here's the deal. If it tastes good, don't eat it."

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.

Commie Chef.

'Why missionary-themed!restaurants 'usually fail.'

'I think our marriage would make a great country song.'

Restaurant. Special: Fricken Chicassee. The chef shouldn't write the special when he's angry.

Stuffed.

U.S. Bread Basket.

Wonder vend - Eat me, devour me, chew me...

Dietitian: Weighting Room.

"All our ingredients are ethically sourced, so feel free to leave the sh*ttiest tip you can possibly imagine."