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"All our ingredients are ethically sourced, so feel free to leave the sh*ttiest tip you can possibly imagine."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Your meal sounded nice."

Thermidor Dali

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

Snacks for Learners

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'