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"All our ingredients are ethically sourced, so feel free to leave the sh*ttiest tip you can possibly imagine."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Thermidor Dali

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

Snacks for Learners

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."