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'I think our marriage would make a great country song.'

'For small events, the sympathetic ear, for big ones, the sympathetic stomach!'

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"You're the lid to my pot."

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Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

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"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

"You complete me."

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

'Your check? Certainly,sir -- would you like it itemized?'

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

Isaac Newton discovered gravity and his neighbour Wilbus discovered Apple Sauce.

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."

"The portions here are so small, thank goodness there's a food bank around the corner."

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

"We're looking for that wine that got away."

''Usually drunk with pizza.' Hey, so am I!'

Making Pizza in the Office

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

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