Foodie With Feelings T-Shirts

'I think our marriage would make a great country song.'

'For small events, the sympathetic ear, for big ones, the sympathetic stomach!'

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"You're the lid to my pot."

Pasta

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

Chicken soup books

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

Where cronuts come from.

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"You complete me."

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

'Your check? Certainly,sir -- would you like it itemized?'

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

Isaac Newton discovered gravity and his neighbour Wilbus discovered Apple Sauce.

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

"The portions here are so small, thank goodness there's a food bank around the corner."

"Tonight, you're dessert!"

Making Pizza in the Office