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Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Strict Diet,

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

'I want the whole pie!'

"The portions here are so small, thank goodness there's a food bank around the corner."

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

'I'll have the fried fish, fried onions and French fries, and he'll have the grease.'

"It means that when you order the cheesecake, the guilt comes free."

'Maybe our health insurance people aren't sticklers.'

'What a pig.' - 'I heard that.'

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

"Just remember, it's what's on the inside that counts."

"Look, playing a bandido is all behind Hidalgo now. He owns a taqueria over on Poplar Street."

'Fred, have you seen these prices? What should we begin with?'

'What miserable little eggs.' - 'I should have let the chickens sit on them a bit longer.'

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

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All you can eat buffet - Customer waving a white flag.

"Just a heads up...the chicken paprikash is camera shy."

"In the future, please order a small black coffee as a petit café noir."

Isaac Newton discovered gravity and his neighbour Wilbus discovered Apple Sauce.

24 hour hot dog machine

"I've been battling my weight for years, so today I'm finally surrendering."

"Just sorta healthy?"

Fox Picnic

"It's hot enough now dear."

"Brian has started one of those trendy Mediterranean-diets."

"Gerald lockdown is over!"

Food Blog

"Genes can influence obesity but I think having four cheeseburgers for breakfast is the more likely culprit."

Piazza Maggiore

Steak

"To dine is human; to tip, divine."