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Restaurant. Special: Fricken Chicassee. The chef shouldn't write the special when he's angry.

'Friday morning is no good for me- I'll be settling someone's hash!'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

hard-boiled egg...

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"That's it. We’re toast."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

How about going easy on the carbs

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Advocado

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Flying sauces.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."