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Pasta

Come dine with me!

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You're the lid to my pot."

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Tzatzikicicle

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Pizza Tower Bridge

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"They know me here."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'That's a very popular choice sir, and that's why we've sold out of it.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Culture clash

"I like my steak well done."

Where cronuts come from.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'