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The consequences of eating junk food.

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

Pasta

'Hard to follow...'

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

Chicken soup books

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

'Would that be rare, or medium rare?'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

'Are you sure this is a good restaurant, Frank?'

'Waiter, I don't remember ordering this gristle!'

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

'He's sending it back....again! I swear this guy can't get no satisfaction.'

'I'm afraid I'll have to get rid of you Simpkins. You're not good for business.'

"I used to come here to browse. Now I graze."

" 'Tonight's Specials,' a poem."

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

Seminar on Obesity in the Workplace.

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

'I think our marriage would make a great country song.'

"They're quite fatty, so to relieve your guilt I made sure they taste terrible."

"...and here's some I made earlier..."

'I spent the afternoon over a $500 lunch explaining how bad business is.'

Guess who's coming to dinner?

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