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"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

GM food

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Surprise in the salad bowl

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Carpe pizza"

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"Is it free-range?"

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

What came first, the chicken or the egg

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

Chicago School of Home Economics

'To eat or not to eat?'