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"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

GM food

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"Pop is in one of his self-reflective moods, again."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Surprise in the salad bowl

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

"Carpe pizza"

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"Is it free-range?"

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.'

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

'To eat or not to eat?'

What came first, the chicken or the egg

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'