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Guess who's coming to dinner?

'There are millions of people you would be grateful for that food.' 'Name one.'

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

'Before we add any more preservatives, let's determine if it's worth preserving.'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Surprise in the salad bowl

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

World Hunger Conference.

"Carpe pizza"

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"Is it free-range?"

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

What came first, the chicken or the egg

'To eat or not to eat?'