Foodie Philosophist T-Shirts

Bring humor and insight to the wardrobe of a foodie philosopher with t-shirts that cleverly blend food imagery with philosophical quotes. Great for casual days or thoughtful nights out.

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"Man did not claw his way to the top of the food chain for an entree that looks like that."

"Man did not claw his way to the top of the food chain for an entree that looks like that." mockup

"Man did not claw his way to the top of the food chain for an entree that looks like that."

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What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand? mockup

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

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View to the Future

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"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again." mockup

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

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'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...' mockup

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

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Man Eating Minimalist Meal

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'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?' mockup

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

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"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?" mockup

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

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Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook mockup

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

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"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..." mockup

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

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'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.' mockup

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

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"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

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"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat." mockup

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

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'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?' mockup

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

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"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians." mockup

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

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"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk." mockup

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

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Surprise in the salad bowl

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"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven." mockup

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

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'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.' mockup

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

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"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu." mockup

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

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'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?' mockup

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

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'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.' mockup

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

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"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef." mockup

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

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"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds." mockup

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

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"Carpe pizza"

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"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

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Avocado Timeline

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"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?" mockup

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

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"Is it free-range?"

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The Politics of Food.

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"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber." mockup

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

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'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?' mockup

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

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"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal." mockup

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

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'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.' mockup

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

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Foodie Philosophist T-Shirts Collection

Foodie Philosophist Mugs

Explore our collection of foodie philosopher mugs for a thoughtful start to any day. They're perfect for those who love their coffee with a side of wisdom.

Foodie Philosophist Pillows

Bring comfort and cleverness into their home with our foodie philosophy pillows—ideal for anyone who loves thoughtful décor.

Foodie Philosophist Prints

Enhance their living space with prints that celebrate the fusion of food and philosophy—thought-provoking art for the kitchen or study.