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"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

"Oh, it's the best thing since small-batch, artisanal, unsliced bread."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

Rodin's Thinker in front of refrigerator.

The food police are never far away.

Yogurt, of course, is highly cultured.

Books: Chicken Soup for the Soul / Cheeseburger and fries for the Soul.

'Honey, I fear to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

'My fortune says 'You have enjoyed genetically modified rice and you will be hungry for more in an hour.''

When life gives you a metaphor get extra doggie bags.

"Is it free-range?"

'If I knew what those trillions of bacteria wanted, I'd give it to them.'

"Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?"

'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"I'm not into health foods. I need all the preservatives I can get."

Eggs from factory raised chickens...Eggs from free range chickens...Eggs from chickens that crossed the road.

'Fred,,,wow,,,um, You're lookin' good,,,Don't look at the stick,,,Don't look at the stick,,,'

Deep fat fryar

Organic or Toxic - It depends what you can afford.

Karl the Complex Carbohydrate.

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

Yin-Yang-Yum.

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

"Some say the world will end in noodles, some say in rice."

"I'm meat and potatoes on my dad's side, and leafy green vegetables on my mom's."

New Acquisitions at the Museum of Modern Food

Snail ordering 'Hommes.'

"What will change my life?"

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

"It says, 'Someday you will die.'"

I combined the All-Fruit diet, the All-Meat diet, and the All-vegetable diet and you know what I got? Fat!