Foodie Philosopher Gifts

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

"Oh, it's the best thing since small-batch, artisanal, unsliced bread."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

Rodin's Thinker in front of refrigerator.

The food police are never far away.

Yogurt, of course, is highly cultured.

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

'Honey, I fear to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

Books: Chicken Soup for the Soul / Cheeseburger and fries for the Soul.

'My fortune says 'You have enjoyed genetically modified rice and you will be hungry for more in an hour.''

When life gives you a metaphor get extra doggie bags.

'If I knew what those trillions of bacteria wanted, I'd give it to them.'

"Is it free-range?"

"Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?"

"It says, 'Someday you will die.'"

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

"What will change my life?"

New Acquisitions at the Museum of Modern Food

"Some say the world will end in noodles, some say in rice."

Organic or Toxic - It depends what you can afford.

"I'm not into health foods. I need all the preservatives I can get."

Deep fat fryar

"I'm meat and potatoes on my dad's side, and leafy green vegetables on my mom's."

Yin-Yang-Yum.

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

I combined the All-Fruit diet, the All-Meat diet, and the All-vegetable diet and you know what I got? Fat!

'I'd prefer not to recommend anything, M'sieur ? it's your life.'

'Fred,,,wow,,,um, You're lookin' good,,,Don't look at the stick,,,Don't look at the stick,,,'

'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.'

Snail ordering 'Hommes.'

Karl the Complex Carbohydrate.

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"