Foodie For Thought Prints

Guess who's coming to dinner?

'There are millions of people you would be grateful for that food.' 'Name one.'

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

'Before we add any more preservatives, let's determine if it's worth preserving.'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Surprise in the salad bowl

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

"Carpe pizza"

World Hunger Conference.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"Is it free-range?"

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

Adam and Eve - Food scares

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

What came first, the chicken or the egg

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."