Contemplative Foodie T-Shirts

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Carpe pizza"

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

Chicken soup books

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

'Bless this food, and protect us from the pesticides and additives therein.'

'To eat or not to eat?'

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

Evolution or Entree

'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?'

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

Comment on food.

'I think our marriage would make a great country song.'

Man walks into a restaurant with a sign saying "Billy Bob's Diner - We don't let the federal government tell us what to do with our tainted beef".

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

Guess who's coming to dinner?

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

"How about an apple split for a change?"

"Hunger is an illusion. I'll have a zenwich."

'Before we add any more preservatives, let's determine if it's worth preserving.'

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"

"I'm on a health kick at the moment - let's walk around it a few times before we eat."

"I was very good...delicious in fact."

"Ever feel a teensy bit guilty when they're a vegan?"

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

Funny how everyone you meet up here claims they were vegetarian.

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.