Foodie Ponderer T-Shirts

"I'm on a health kick at the moment - let's walk around it a few times before we eat."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Spaghetti Road

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

Oysters in June - delicious!

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

'If carrots are so good for night vision, why don't cats eat them?'

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

Genetically modified food

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Guess who's coming to dinner?

"Hold on ... I think a table's about to open up."

'Before we add any more preservatives, let's determine if it's worth preserving.'

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

Lady sees vending machine: 'Your 2 Cents Worth 50 Cents'

For Your Dining Pleasure

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

'Is it just me or are these dog food flavors the same as the entrees at the restaurant we ate at last night.'

GM food

"We should throw out this hummus. I think it's become radicalized."

'If chickens don't have arms, where do chicken fingers come from?'

The consequences of eating junk food.

Sandwich Anxiety.

'There are millions of people you would be grateful for that food.' 'Name one.'

Chef's surprise - $2.95.