Foodie Ponderer Gifts

Frank and Ernest's Cerebral Questions. When you order a pizza with everything and a hamburger with everything ... How come it is never the same everything?

"I'm on a health kick at the moment - let's walk around it a few times before we eat."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Spaghetti Road

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

Oysters in June - delicious!

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

'If carrots are so good for night vision, why don't cats eat them?'

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

Ernie's the person who put the "quiz" in cuisine.

Genetically modified food

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Guess who's coming to dinner?

Food for thought vendor serves think tank employees.

"Hold on ... I think a table's about to open up."

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

Lady sees vending machine: 'Your 2 Cents Worth 50 Cents'

'Before we add any more preservatives, let's determine if it's worth preserving.'

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

For Your Dining Pleasure

Yesterday we touched on a controversial topic. We referred to guacamole as a condiment. We recognize these are various schools of thought. Some believe it to be a meal, or side dish. America can sustain different views. It's not like sauerkraut, which is clearly a vegetable. What? Are you insane? I will pummel you! Communist!

GM food

'Is it just me or are these dog food flavors the same as the entrees at the restaurant we ate at last night.'

"We should throw out this hummus. I think it's become radicalized."

'If chickens don't have arms, where do chicken fingers come from?'

I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing.

Sandwich Anxiety.

The consequences of eating junk food.