Foodie Reflecting Gifts

The consequences of eating junk food.

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

Pasta

'Hard to follow...'

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

Chicken soup books

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

'Would that be rare, or medium rare?'

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'Are you sure this is a good restaurant, Frank?'

'Waiter, I don't remember ordering this gristle!'

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

" 'Tonight's Specials,' a poem."

'I'm afraid I'll have to get rid of you Simpkins. You're not good for business.'

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

"I used to come here to browse. Now I graze."

Seminar on Obesity in the Workplace.

'I think our marriage would make a great country song.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Guess who's coming to dinner?

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

"...and here's some I made earlier..."

"They're quite fatty, so to relieve your guilt I made sure they taste terrible."

Computer problems

'I spent the afternoon over a $500 lunch explaining how bad business is.'