Foodie Pondering Gifts

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

Big Burgers.

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

Oysters in June - delicious!

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

'If carrots are so good for night vision, why don't cats eat them?'

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

"Hold on ... I think a table's about to open up."

Computer problems

'I think you'll enjoy this, Master James... it's sassy but bovine.'

"So, you want to compliment the chef on his entree, complain about the main course, and you'd like his recipe for the banoffee pie?"

Guess who's coming to dinner?

'Can you send this back to the kitchen. It's cold.'

'Before we add any more preservatives, let's determine if it's worth preserving.'

Restaurant Hygiene

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

"I'm on a health kick at the moment - let's walk around it a few times before we eat."

Lady sees vending machine: 'Your 2 Cents Worth 50 Cents'

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

GM food

'Is it just me or are these dog food flavors the same as the entrees at the restaurant we ate at last night.'

'If chickens don't have arms, where do chicken fingers come from?'

'There are millions of people you would be grateful for that food.' 'Name one.'

The consequences of eating junk food.