Foodie Curious T-Shirts

Oysters in June - delicious!

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'Is this still America?'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Your meal sounded nice."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

Thermidor Dali

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

Avocado Timeline

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'