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"Stephen and I are today's special."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

6 Brothers Falafel

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Man's cooking explodes.

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

Tzatzikicicle

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Pizza Tower Bridge

"They know me here."

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

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