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Checking for croutons.

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

'Is this still America?'

Man's cooking explodes.

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"They know me here."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Pizza Tower Bridge

Tzatzikicicle

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!