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'Hey, am I in the right house or what?'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

It's all gravy.

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'You made me jump.'

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

Le Gourmet Bistro. Paging Mister Zah, paging Mister Zah. Do we have a Pete Zah here?

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

Out and In.

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

"I'm sorry about the delay, sir, but Chef's anger management class ran over."

'You order the jumbo combo?'

"All the adventure is gone since the bred out all the Trichinosis."

"Is that your answer for everything...fold in a stick of butter?"

"I'd rather be seared by Emeril than sauteed by Rachel."

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

'The molto randy refelled her genoise.'

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."