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'Hey, am I in the right house or what?'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

It's all gravy.

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'You made me jump.'

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

"I'm sorry about the delay, sir, but Chef's anger management class ran over."

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

Out and In.

'You order the jumbo combo?'

"Is that your answer for everything...fold in a stick of butter?"

"All the adventure is gone since the bred out all the Trichinosis."

"What do you recommend that's fit for a king?"

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

'The molto randy refelled her genoise.'

"I'd rather be seared by Emeril than sauteed by Rachel."