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"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

Try to guess the continent dining...

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Before/After

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'Is this still America?'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Tzatzikicicle

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"They know me here."