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Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

"Sure, we have a vegetarian menu. And menus that cater to those dealing with anorexia, bulimia, binge-eating, as well as other less-popular eating disorders."

'Could you please bring Marco Polo a fork.'

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'I wish you the best of luck with your stoicism, Goopta -- As for me, I'm going to give epicureanism a try.'

'Bob was excited about trying feng shui until he found out it wasn't food.'

Shoppers of Mystery.

"I'm moving to France to not get fat."

'The hot dog and apple pie were delicious, but I'm still trying to digest that baseball.'

The Misplaced Attachment

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XVIII. - Dining-rooms.

"May I assume you want separate checks?"

These new crisps are pretty good! It's wonderful what cam be done with old cornflakes and salt.

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

German Cafe - We serve the best of the wurst!

"Do you do catering?"

"There must be a better system than this."

Serving Wine

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

What keeps me at my best is the feeling that anyone of them might be a restaurant critic.

'C'mon - that Japanese restaurant is around here someplace.'

'We'll both have the businessman's special.'

Pastrami in the wild

"The special tonight is Steak Teriyaki, which is seared, cubed, and expertly tossed into your mouth.”

'I love this place. Who else provides the little birdies to clean our teeth!'

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

Healthy eating.

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"That's an anchovy. Anchovies are frequently found on ceasar salads."

'It says there is a Tapas bar a short walk away serving local cuisine.'

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

'This isn't the Avenue of Stars - I think you'll find that's a vindaloo.'

'It probably wasn't a good idea to ask for seperate cheques.'

'Just take some home and I'm sure your wife will know how to cook them.'