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"Regular coffee? Really? Seriously?"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

6 Brothers Falafel

'Like death by salad.'

"You owe me five bucks."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Our visit to the flan factory.

Important Food Groups

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

French wine

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Sauce for the Goose

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."