Exploring Food T-Shirts

Hot Rinzelophtats

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Ice Cream Dreams.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Before/After

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Pasta

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Is this still America?'

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

Coffee Menu

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"