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"Tell me again. Is this just a fast food burger or an iconic fast food burger."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

6 Brothers Falafel

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Like death by salad.'

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Try to guess the continent dining...

"You owe me five bucks."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Before/After

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Our visit to the flan factory.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Sauce for the Goose

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Important Food Groups

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

French wine

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."