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"Tell me again. Is this just a fast food burger or an iconic fast food burger."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

6 Brothers Falafel

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Like death by salad.'

"You owe me five bucks."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Before/After

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

French wine

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Our visit to the flan factory.

Important Food Groups

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Sauce for the Goose

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!