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'It's local. Grown here on the east coast, frozen and packaged on the west coast, and shipped back.'

Hot dogs served here. (Sweaty dog placing an order).

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

'This is the last time we come to this homestyle restaurant.'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

'Life is like a cheap steak...it's tough.'

Potted meats section.

Vegetarian Restaurant.

Fresh Fish

'Watermelon - a fruit to eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

'Do you suppose this is the Cook Islands?'

Self-help videos: Buns of steel & Buns of brioche.

"I'm about to achieve one of the great passions of my life: dessert."

Smorgasborg

How will the growing Latino population change the educational system?

"I made my special lengua casserole! Let me serve you..."

"Well, the meal was vegan until the prep-cook cut his finger julienning the carrots."

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

Restaurant EGYPT

"We both love Chinese food."

'If you think the service is bad here, wait until you taste the food.'

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

'What'll it be... hip hop or salsa?'

"Again!"

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"That's bass with broccoli and mushrooms. Stop calling it animal, vegetable, and fungus."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.