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Corona Cupboard: Day 20

The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.

'You know, I bet if we steamed that and dipped it in mayo, it wouldn't be half bad... that or use it as some sort of weapon.'

'Hoping to help me with dinner, are you?'

"It's an old family recipe - some flour and water, yeast, a little salt, mono calcium phosphate, polysorbate 60, calcium propionate..."

Cow puts salad dressing on grass.

'Will the gentleman prefer his mouse well-done, or will he be playing with it first?'

Heroic survivors of the salmonella stomach virus celebrate the completion of their journey.

"Wouldn't it be easier just to go to another restaurant."

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Emeril Lagasse's Zoo

'Dinner's almost ready, so don't go wandering off.'

'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'

'Special order, the Bears are in. I need three porridge. One too hot, one too cold and one just right.'

Pies.

'Here's our chef now with the 'catch of the day'.'

"Where can I find unsalted caramel. . .?"

"Hey mister! I saw you eating that frog: are you French?"

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

"No kidding? This stuff comes in bottles too?"

"It was a brand new oven too."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Wow kids! You made challahs! Great job!"

"The focus groups did say that people like cats...but not in their sandwiches."

"Wooow! You'll meet a rich, famous and very important person in an exclusive restaurant in Paris!"

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

The Velvet Mesquite

Frogs escaping from Paris.

'I'll stay here - you nip out and up my credit rating!'

Vampire afternoon tea.

Sushi Train Spotters

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

Mouse hunt.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'It couldn't be much fresher ,sir - didn't you see it wink at you ?'