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'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"You do like octopus?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

What the Doctor Ordered

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

La Table

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'Like death by salad.'

"Rump roast?"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Bermuda Triangles

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle