Foodie Explorer Pillows

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

"Sure, we have a vegetarian menu. And menus that cater to those dealing with anorexia, bulimia, binge-eating, as well as other less-popular eating disorders."

'Could you please bring Marco Polo a fork.'

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

Shoppers of Mystery.

'I wish you the best of luck with your stoicism, Goopta -- As for me, I'm going to give epicureanism a try.'

'Bob was excited about trying feng shui until he found out it wasn't food.'

"I'm moving to France to not get fat."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Serving Wine

"There must be a better system than this."

"Do you do catering?"

German Cafe - We serve the best of the wurst!

What keeps me at my best is the feeling that anyone of them might be a restaurant critic.

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

These new crisps are pretty good! It's wonderful what cam be done with old cornflakes and salt.

"May I assume you want separate checks?"

'The hot dog and apple pie were delicious, but I'm still trying to digest that baseball.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XVIII. - Dining-rooms.

The Misplaced Attachment

'Just take some home and I'm sure your wife will know how to cook them.'

'It probably wasn't a good idea to ask for seperate cheques.'

'This isn't the Avenue of Stars - I think you'll find that's a vindaloo.'

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

'It says there is a Tapas bar a short walk away serving local cuisine.'

"That's an anchovy. Anchovies are frequently found on ceasar salads."

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

Healthy eating.

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten out genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'C'mon - that Japanese restaurant is around here someplace.'

'We'll both have the businessman's special.'

Food is fun.

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

Pastrami in the wild