Foodie With Questions T-Shirts

'If carrots are so good for night vision, why don't cats eat them?'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

Thermidor Dali

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

Avocado Timeline

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

Snacks for Learners

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."