Foodie With Questions Pillows

'If carrots are so good for night vision, why don't cats eat them?'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Thermidor Dali

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

Avocado Timeline

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

Snacks for Learners

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'