Curious Foodie Pillows

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'If chickens don't have arms, where do chicken fingers come from?'

Chef's surprise - $2.95.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"Don't tell him anything."

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

Martian restaurant and take away

Oysters in June - delicious!

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

'What exactly is 'Haggis'?'

Ernie's the person who put the "quiz" in cuisine.

'If carrots are so good for night vision, why don't cats eat them?'

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

GMO apple

No caption. (A diner's napkin swan flies away).

"Good evening, I'm Ed, and I'll be waiting for your table."

'This tea tastes dreadful.' - 'Tea? That's peanut butter soup.'

'What, exactly, was made in these vats before we got here?'

'Have you seen my husband? I left him by the lobster tank a few minutes ago!'

"Hmmmmm -- Choices, choices..."

Egg in refrigerator notices Mom is now a roast chicken

"It's lactose-free! It's chemistry-free! It's free from animal by-products! It's the milk without milk!!!"

Al's Diner: Be careful what you ask for!

"Could you slowly describe the Chef's Surprise again? I have a good imagination, but not that good!"

I'm not sure if it's dangerous to humans - all we've found out is that the mice won't eat it.

"It's called 'salad,' but it's really just a hunk of raw meat."