Connoisseur Of Culinary Curiosities Pillows

I'm not sure if it's dangerous to humans - all we've found out is that the mice won't eat it.

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"I come here for the pepper."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

Full English Breakfast.

Baker Romance

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'I was in the catering corps.'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

Feast

The Perfect Foil

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

"Room for dessert, folks?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground