Culinary Curiosities Pillows

Martian restaurant and take away

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'How is the water prepared?'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

All-Day Breakfast

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"Don't tell him anything."

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

'Todays special - egg on Ronay'

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'

'My expense account isn't what it used to be. So for lunch I'm taking you fishing, and we'll eat what we catch.'

"The portions here are so small, thank goodness there's a food bank around the corner."

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."