Culinary Curiosity Pillows

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

Egg in refrigerator notices Mom is now a roast chicken

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Like death by salad.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Our visit to the flan factory.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Important Food Groups

Sauce for the Goose

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"