Culinary Exploration Pillows

Welcome to Texas - Last Vegan Pizza for 773 miles.

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I find your ruling on the avocado-grapefruit-and-pomegranate salad overly narrow."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'Do you like Indian food?' 'I have my reservations!'

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

Halal-Kosher cafe: Yes- you both can eat here.

"The usual"

"We don't know what kind of meat it is. That's why it's on sale."

'He's messing with my mind. He ordered a plain donut and a chocolate bagel with sprinkles.'

Soup Surprise

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

Free samples Limburger Cheese

"Where do you draw the line?"

'Maybe we should have read the reviews first?'

Hot dog vendor asks woman 'So you have to ask yourself, Do I feel lucky?'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Chili - Not recommended for Women or Children.

'What are these coloured squares on the menu?' - 'Scratch and sniff.'

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'

A Yankee in Dixie: 'What in blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam' wich?'

'Which of this stuff is good for me, and which of this stuff will I actually enjoy?'

Coffee Menu

'I'm being awarded a medal for valor for ordering the chef's surprise.'

'If it tastes just like chicken... I'd rather have chicken.'

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

Meat bi-products.

Fast food eater dreams of fruit...fruit eater dreams of junk food.

'So, you didn't order the Korma then?'

"U.S. stocks rose on news of a rise in American fast food sales, and heart angioplasties, in China."

'God, man! What did I tell you? No direct eye contact, ever, with the sommelier!'

"The Hendersons have invited us to a tofu party."

"You can tell it's a classy restaurant - they're ignoring us with panache."