Culinary Exploration Gifts

Welcome to Texas - Last Vegan Pizza for 773 miles.

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"I find your ruling on the avocado-grapefruit-and-pomegranate salad overly narrow."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Do you like Indian food?' 'I have my reservations!'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

"The usual"

Halal-Kosher cafe: Yes- you both can eat here.

"We don't know what kind of meat it is. That's why it's on sale."

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

Soup Surprise

'He's messing with my mind. He ordered a plain donut and a chocolate bagel with sprinkles.'

'Maybe we should have read the reviews first?'

"Where do you draw the line?"

Free samples Limburger Cheese

New From Why? Books

"You call this guacamole?"

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

"I'll have the weirdo's lunch."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"I don't think this is a diner about being a diner. I think this is just a diner."

The Potato Man

"Surprise me."

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

“Let’s run with the masala chai this morning, but go easy with the ground ginger.”

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Keep it open."

"I'll have number four, "None of the above."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"I've already bonded with that wedge over there."

Tastes like chicken

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

A businessman is buying a hot dog from a cart for his lunch.

New York on $50 a meal.