Culinary Explorer Gifts

Try our frogs' legs

French Army Knife

"Enough yin. More yang."

The little preservative that could

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

'Make me one with everything.'

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

McOlson's Lutefiskburgers

"I thought that we were going to eat something exotic tonight - not just a traditional English meal."

"Who ordered the megatelli?"

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.

"The food's fine, but the theme's a little over done."

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials, or have you already closed yourselves to new experiences?"

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

A picnic hamper surrounded by food.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"Steak? Let's go with the fish. It's brain food. After, if you still think eating steak is a good idea, we'll do that."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'A 'tomato', you say? ? you know, I'll bet these would go great with pasta!'

'I'll have the Humuhumunukunukuapua'a and chips.'

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

'That's it? It sounded a lot better in French.'

'It's called ‘Shared Risk.' You taste the Okra Casserole and I'll try the Tuna Surprise.'

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

'Is it local?'

'Now that, my dear James, is what I call a Dog's Breakfast...'

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

'Too many choices to make up your mind? No problem. We also have abbreviated menus.'

'This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian.'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

'I'm afraid you're mistaken sir, this isn't a gastro pub.'

"I can't find a decent bagel in this place."