Culinary Explorer Mugs

Try our frogs' legs

French Army Knife

"Enough yin. More yang."

The little preservative that could

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

'Make me one with everything.'

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

The accidental invention of macaroni and cheese.

McOlson's Lutefiskburgers

"I thought that we were going to eat something exotic tonight - not just a traditional English meal."

"Who ordered the megatelli?"

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.

"The food's fine, but the theme's a little over done."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials, or have you already closed yourselves to new experiences?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'I'll have the Humuhumunukunukuapua'a and chips.'

"Steak? Let's go with the fish. It's brain food. After, if you still think eating steak is a good idea, we'll do that."

'That's it? It sounded a lot better in French.'

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

'A 'tomato', you say? ? you know, I'll bet these would go great with pasta!'

A picnic hamper surrounded by food.

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'Is it local?'

'Too many choices to make up your mind? No problem. We also have abbreviated menus.'

'Now that, my dear James, is what I call a Dog's Breakfast...'

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

'I'm afraid you're mistaken sir, this isn't a gastro pub.'

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

'It's called ‘Shared Risk.' You taste the Okra Casserole and I'll try the Tuna Surprise.'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"Can you recommend a wine that goes well with red meat, Zanex, and Lipitor?"