Culinary Adventure Pillows

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

A man ordering Haricot Mutton in a restaurant

"I just love the 'slow food' movement in this part of the Mediterranean."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

What the Doctor Ordered

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"You do like octopus?"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

La Table

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'Like death by salad.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Rump roast?"

Bermuda Triangles

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"