Culinary Escapades Pillows

"Wow - good job!"

'Global warming? I smell fish sticks!!'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"You do like octopus?"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

What the Doctor Ordered

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

La Table

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Rump roast?"

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Bermuda Triangles

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

Hats and Food

Benihana style of cooking.

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Menu Dating

Super Heroes.

'Now here's a place I like!'