Kitchen Escapades Pillows

Axel, as long as you're going to the kitchen, would you get me a beer? I'm sorry, Lance, but the comic strip code forbids teen wolverines from handling beer

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Man's cooking explodes.

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

I made you a cake!

Chef copy robot

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

All-Day Breakfast

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Cookie Surveillance

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

The Inexperienced Cook

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."