Kitchen Escapade Lover Pillows

Chef chasing an egg.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Baker Romance

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

I made you a cake!

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

The Inexperienced Cook

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Time for pancakes!

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.'

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

'You made me jump,'

Egg Surprise

But I followed the recipe exactly.

'The good news is I invented fire today. The bad news is I burned dinner.'

Lunch-Hour Highlights

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

Eating raw cake mix.

Not a Creature was Stirring

April 12,1989: The last day Ryan ever ate pancakes. 'I ran out of pancake mix so I fried up patties of my facial cream.'

'Surprise!... guess what we're making?'

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

"But do your mittens smell like chocolate chip cookies?"