Kitchen Adventurer Pillows

'The good news is I invented fire today. The bad news is I burned dinner.'

'No, you can't drain the spaghettit in it!'

'Caution: raw eggs!'

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

Time for pancakes!

"Surprise, mom! We made you breakfast on bed."

'Now you tell me the blender has a lid!'

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

"It's past its sell-by, best-by and use-by dates, but its kills-by date is still good."

'Something tells me the development of this new electric cooker isn't ready yet.'

The devil uses oven gloves to hold a hot dish.

'So who else knows that my novel is featured on Amazon as a combo purchase with a stirfry cookbook?'

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

'What do you want with your charcoal-flavoured fried chicken?'

Frog mistakes blender for time machine.

'Not good news, I'm afraid!'

Cooking with mum.

'I'll never be able to cook like TV chefs, goodbye.'

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

'Surprise!... guess what we're making?'

Food Uncertainty

"That's what dad always wears when he cooks for us!"

'To cook is to dare!'

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

Had to run the kids to soccer. There's a can of microwave slop on the counter.

Eating raw cake mix.

Hard avocados should not be kept in the fridge.

In Case of Emergency: Pizza

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

'Mmmm.....something smells good!' (Wife inside putting out fire).

'Today, dad has cooked and we're well prepared!'

'Table 4 sends its compliments. Table 7 want to know if you're trying to kill them with all those additives and saturated fats.'

"But there are no naps in the first grade."