Kitchen Chaos Adventurer Pillows

'I think the toaster oven shorted out the espresso maker.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Cookbooks

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Man's cooking explodes.

How to correctly estimate cooking time

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

I made you a cake!

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Ten out of ten for effort...

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

The Inexperienced Cook

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

Anti-inflammation recipes

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Chef De Party.

Cooking

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Disaster in the kitchen.

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

Time for pancakes!

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'

'Don't blame me - It's my husband's cooking!'