Kitchen Laboratory Adventurer Pillows

Home cafeteria.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

What the Doctor Ordered

"You do like octopus?"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

La Table

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Bermuda Triangles

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Rump roast?"

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Hats and Food

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"